Jokes and tips for the joke teller by Sonny Fox

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Published by Putnam in New York .

Written in English

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Subjects:

  • Wit and humor, Juvenile.,
  • American wit and humor.,
  • Jokes.,
  • Wit and humor.

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A collection of various types of jokes with advice for successful joke telling.

Edition Notes

Book details

Statementby Sonny Fox ; drawings by Bob Gray.
ContributionsGray, Bob, 1928-
Classifications
LC ClassificationsPN6162 .F66
The Physical Object
Pagination92 p. :
Number of Pages92
ID Numbers
Open LibraryOL4927278M
ISBN 100399204571, 0399609474
LC Control Number76353743

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